Students drink £5000 worth of Jager Bombs in one night

The cheap drink night event was held at The Old Brewery Tavern in Canterbury, Kent,  where Jager bombs were sold for £1 each!  Now I don't know much about the knowledge of Jagermeister , only that it taste disgusting and you can put it in anything, depending on your stupidity. 

 "at the time, I thought it was great-cheap drinks are always welcome to a poor student"  

"But I ended up  drinking so many I had heart palpitations and  I was really sick. It was irresponsible, really"

          

Medical institutions are extremely worried over the effects of mixing energy drinks with spirits, because it has the high potential to increase heart problems. People who use energy drinks as mixers are 6 times more likely to suffer from heart palpitations as to those who drink their alcohol straight or with a soft drink. They are also 4 times more prone to develop sleep disturbance and insomnolence. Some researches have said that energy drink's mask drunkenness , leading to badly impaired judgement - drinking and driving. 

Will Facebook survive the apocalypse ?

                                   The year is 7869 cockroach has liked a picture of you.

It might just be me but I hate Facebook, but I just can't say goodbye. I and the other 250 million + users are overly consumed and infected by that desire to know everything about everyone.

 I mean do we really want to know about your sad life or what you had for breakfast- the depressing part is we really do...

There's a particular "Facebook whore" type of person, who thinks they can click 'add as friend' after a brief 10 second encounter. I mean, have those 10 seconds secured you a place amongst the friends I want to run into the sunset with...Well yes. We don't want to add them but we do, don't we? Or we send them that polite/ patronising message saying   "sorry , do I know you?" and from then on you're caught in the spiral of  talking to them, so you have to add them as a friend; giving the stranger an access outline of your life.

Something to think about - I don't know if you've noticed but before it would say "Add as friend" and now it says "Add friend".  Is this the co-operation at work here to expand their user base? Or do they want the world to be as the inbetweeners would put it " fwieendsss".

 A Psychology study by Buffardi & Campbell of the University of Georgia, found that for every 5 friends you have, there is at least one who is not considered a  "proper friend".

The internet did not create narcissism but many would argue that it contributes a great deal.

The research found that an individual's level of activity on Facebook strongly correlated to their level of narcissism . In short, people who like themselves tend to show more to the world about it.

Just the other day my 12 year old brother told me that he was on Facebook ( I cannot describe to you in words the facial expression I pulled) . As well as it being a danger, I saw it as being pointless. What would be the point , you're only going to discuss yesterday's Pepper Pig episode at school anyway... Although adults utilising Facebook could be seen as a child's want and need for attention too.

I think instead of Facebook it should be called Stalkbook ; which would consist of checking out your ex's relationship status or seeing if your teachers are on there.  We've all  picked up our smartphones and unnoticeably scanned the news feed without  even consumed any of the information displayed. But why? Does this mean we don't care about anyone else on there but apart from the way we look and stand in this cyber society?

Lets Face(book) it we are all doomed.

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch so amazing?

 Benedict Timonthy Carlton Cumberbatch has the power to impregnate women with just a whisper.

 In 2013 he blew up big in the "A-list world" making it to Hollywood in the top 50 coolest people on screen. 

His main Hollywood blockbuster was 'Star Trek - Into Darkness ( and rather a hit with the American ladies too). 

 Just recently he has starred in the Biggest film of the year '12 Years A Slave' directed by Steve Mcqueen. Benedict plays a middle-class plantation owner who goes by the name of Ford.

 WARNING: make sure you attend the cinema with a big box of tissues. 

Cumberbatch took up the role as Sherlock Holmes in the big hit series 'Sherlock' in 2010 , he said " It's a rare challenge , both for the audience and an actor , to take part in something with this level of intelligence and wit. You have to really enjoy it . It's form of mental and physical gymnastics".I personally would say that Cumberbatch has been the far most talented actor to play Sherlock yet .

His female fans ( including myself) were originally known as "CumberBitches", but are now known as the "CumberCollective" because he objected to the original name...Isn't he a sweetie.

 Apart from his good looks (I mean with those razor sharp cheek bones , need I say no more) and undeniable talent accompanied with a rich baritone voice; Benedict Cumberbatch is one hell of a man!   

  Check it out: Benedict Cumberbatch reading Coleridge's Kubla Khan

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Connoisseurs of Nandos & Adnan Januzaj

Peri Peri, the wonder and solution to life's problems. On Friday I went to Nandos with a friend , the usual greeting was commended with the words "have you been to Nandos before?" to which I replied " I practically live here" , from then on the hunt for the chicken was in orgasmic pursuit .

Once seated and recited the menu off by heart... it was now time for the  moment when you gaze upon the tired-eyed spotty teenager at the till as they monotonously mention  "how spicy?".  Now,  to all those guys out there who think they can win the heart of any girl with tears streaming down their face and a wet nose; due to the idea that his manhood will demolish in an instant if he chooses lower than  'Hot'  on the temperature scale... can think again.

The arrival of the food was exciting as always to the extent of clapping like a child and admiring the witty comments on the napkins . Personally,  I would suggest not taking a girl on a date to Nandos, just because she is only there to admire the cock sitting on her plate and not the one sitting opposite her.

Which brings me onto my next story, Manchester United's star young player Adnan Januzaj from Albania has recently been spotted in Nandos on a date wearing a track suit .
 The £30,000 a week player knows how to treat the ladies... Melissa McKenzie (25) told The Sun "I was excited for our first date" and he supposedly spent £18 on the meal. Sometimes you just can't buy class.

Car Crash Nib- 90 words

Bucks free press 

A local 20 year old man was killed instantly in a car crash. John Frazier (20) from Hartwell at 21 Moore Court lost control of his car yesterday at Aylesbury High Street Junction around 5pm.                                                                

 The young man drove 20 mph over the speed limit on a  slippery wet road and crashed into a lamp post on Broad street. The impact crushed the entire front of the car.

John was the only person in the car and  he wasn't wearing his seatbelt and was thrown 20ft away through the windscreen of his Lotus Elise.

- Leila Aissa-Dean