Peri Peri, the wonder and solution to life's problems. On Friday I went to Nandos with a friend , the usual greeting was commended with the words "have you been to Nandos before?" to which I replied " I practically live here" , from then on the hunt for the chicken was in orgasmic pursuit .
Once seated and recited the menu off by heart... it was now time for the moment when you gaze upon the tired-eyed spotty teenager at the till as they monotonously mention "how spicy?". Now, to all those guys out there who think they can win the heart of any girl with tears streaming down their face and a wet nose; due to the idea that his manhood will demolish in an instant if he chooses lower than 'Hot' on the temperature scale... can think again.
The arrival of the food was exciting as always to the extent of clapping like a child and admiring the witty comments on the napkins . Personally, I would suggest not taking a girl on a date to Nandos, just because she is only there to admire the cock sitting on her plate and not the one sitting opposite her.Which brings me onto my next story, Manchester United's star young player Adnan Januzaj from Albania has recently been spotted in Nandos on a date wearing a track suit .
The £30,000 a week player knows how to treat the ladies... Melissa McKenzie (25) told The Sun "I was excited for our first date" and he supposedly spent £18 on the meal. Sometimes you just can't buy class.
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