A man accused of committing sexual acts with farmyard animals near Tottenham Hotspurs training ground.

Cor, Blimey! Just look at those pair of chops. 

The 61-year-old IT worker was arrested near Tottenham Hotspur’s training ground on the 4th of September , after a couple allegedly saw him encouraging animals to have sex with him.

‘The witnesses saw him trying to encourage (using gestures) the sheep towards his groin area and say that he was basically trying to entice them to lick or suck on his genitals.’  

Mr Lovell claimed he was "Just relaxing"  when PC James Whitfield found him lying  with only his "shoes , socks and nothing else". 

Mr Lovell denies one charge of trying to commit sexual acts with an animal in a public place.

It was heard in court he was trying to "shoo" the animals away so he could sleep with no clothes on in the woods ( as you do) near the Premier League club’s facilities.


The court heard how Mr Lovell unsuccessfully tried to get a cow to ‘lick or suck’ on his genitals by putting his penis into the mouth of a cow. When this failed he allegedly ‘tried his luck with some sheep’, typical man behaviour if you asked me.

Prosecutor Robert Hutchinson said: ‘In this case the defendant with his penis tried to put it into or up next to, as if to put it into, the mouth of a cow.

‘He did not successfully penetrate the mouth of a cow with his penis and he then moved to another part of the field and tried his luck with some sheep.

Eat your heart out Wales ;)