UK Today's Weather
Don't bother letting the cat out tonight
Don't go out unless looking like a condom
Charge tourists to take pictures of the ducks in your garden
Try not to increase the population
Tell your girlfriends that ' The Wet Look' is this season's must have
Annual not wear a bra week
No dancing in the streets
No your name is not Jenifer Beals
Whoever sings "singing in the rain" should be shot
Do not place your delicates on the washing line as it may end up in the neighbours garden ,which could perhaps result in a divorce.
Scotland shouldn't bother looking at the forecast.
Don't attempt sexy kissing
No gone with the wind jokes
Highly likely to experience the embarrassment of the umbrella folding backwards
No comments:
Post a Comment