We all expect our loved ones to know us best, but alas, the majority of the time when it comes to giving and receiving gifts this is not the case.
There are two types of protagonists to this story; one being the 'Closet Casanova' and two 'The Uncreative Man'.
Top tip is to meet somewhere in the middle.
Lingerie is a big risk!
Lingerie that doesn't fit or men buy it because the model is hot. (no denying it Adriana Lima is drop dead gorgeous).
Just a little over the top...
Gents, lets not try and discover your inner Goddess during the process... Keep it simple.
If I suddenly came back from work and discovered that Paris Hilton had moved her tiny hollow carcass through my bedroom...I would be very displeased.
Chocolate worth under £15
Chocolate is so unoriginal, it's an easy get out out of free jail card for any last minute.com man, easily accessible at any time of day. If you are going to purchase a calorific collection, I would suggest digging deeper into your pockets.
1 Madron fc ticket
If you know your football then you'll know the sheer failures of this team which of whom were thrashed 55-0. Just don't get your loved one something you'll love more than she would.
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